Ninja knows everything, ask him

This video is for you, SG, CD & CS. We now can prove that only ninjas have the ability to climb the walls of Plank Gym to hang those posters. Omigosh, why did I have doubts before?!

Notice the Ninja's emphatic declarations (hilarious) and his mysterious ninja powers. By the way, if you send the Ninja an email, there'll be an autoreply sent back saying:

"The Ninja will read your question carefully and then decide whether or not it's interesting and funny. If it is, he'll answer it and look forward to killing you soon. If it isn't, he'll still kill you, but he won't enjoy it. In the mean time, please go to http://askaninja.com and connect with your fellow ninjas and pirates. Thanks again! -Team Ask A Ninja-

PS Help the Ninja out, go buy a T-Shirt at http://ninjamartstore.com!"

I'd rather die by the hands of the Ninja than to fall out of a kayak and drown. Please, even if I die because of sea-kayaking, make sure you say my cause of death was by the sword of the Ninja in your eulogy. Funeral for Loan Nguyen is tomorrow evening. I'm gonna be speechless at the procession, so don't talk to me.