Joe Bob is eloping with SG, nooooo!

My favorite beruit partner SG is leaving to Lyndeboro/Boston forever, I know it. It hasn't hit me yet, or maybe I am in denial, but what am I gonna do and where am I gonna hang out after work or on the weekends!? Surely, I am gonna be depressed for a long while. What am I gonna do when SG is 500 miles away? There'll be no more talks of Red Sox nation, no more power hours, no more random ghetto mall movies, no more beer pong tourneys, no more weekend strenuous outdoors expeditions, no more random gossips about hook ups, no more evil eyes glaring at me, and gosh darn it -- not even heated games of trivial pursuit (haha).

You will be sorely missed, SG, by all of us in MD. It's all Joe Bob's fault. Good luck with the new job, you wicked cool budget analyst. I'll be waiting in spirit at the endline of the Boston Marathon cheering for ya. Let us know when you get that trailer down by the river. My cabin across the prairie, between the green valleys, next to the waterfalls will be quite welcoming when you get the chance. It has been a real fun year. Enjoy your beautiful City on a Hill. Go easy on the men. I am counting on Joe Bob to take care of ya :-)