Low-rider offenders, not cars, pants!

This story is hilarious.

Acquitting a Germantown man who exposed his buttocks during an argument with a neighbor, a Montgomery County Circuit Court judge ruled yesterday that mooning, while distasteful, is not illegal in Maryland.
"If exposure of half of the buttock constituted indecent exposure, any woman wearing a thong at the beach at Ocean City would be guilty," Judge John W. Debelius III said after the bench trial, reversing the ruling of a District Court judge.

Mooning is distasteful, but not illegal. Haha. Scarecrows do it all the time and they actually show well-rounded buttocks. Though pumpkin orange cheeks are quite unattractive.

Some states are fining people who wear low riding pants. What about flashers, people? Why are those people get away with flashing and people with low ride pants are being fined? I see nothing wrong with low ride pants. One just has to find a "cool" boxer to go with it. Mind you, I don't wear them! It's a new fashion. Hmm...maybe this should be the theme to this weekend shindig. Whadayathink, SG & NQ & CS? Mooning Marylanders-Birthday Babies.