You're a Viet when...

I came across this list from blogthings, and it's kinda creepy how I fit into many of those criteria. Then again, if I take 50 people off the street at random, they would share just as many of these checklist.

You Know You're Vietnamese When....

- At least one of your parents are in a self owned business like a laundromat, nail salon, or apartment building. - You cuss out anyone in Vietnamese that gets you pissed off. - You listen to New-wave, Techno, Rap, Slowjams, and/or Euro dance. - There's Chinese in your family line somewhere. - You live in the valley (SFV), O.C., or somewhere in the East. - You get along with other Vietnamese even though they are total F.O.B.'s. - You don't own an American car. - You like to wear Nike, Adidas, Tommy, or Nautica. If you're an F.O.B., you wear Calvin Klein and Guess. - You highlight your hair. - You played the piano once in your life. - You take 2 or more showers a day. - Your parents always boast about you to all the other Vietnamese parents, or your parents totally dogg on how stupid you are to other Vietnamese parents. - Afer you come from the beach with a tan, your parents say that you look Cambodian. - No matter what you are, people think your Chinese or Korean. - If you get detention or demerits from school, your parents think that you are a rebel. - When you are feeling ill, your parents think you're on drugs. - In your house, there's always multiple pictures of your family and you when you were small, side by side in every room. - You have the last name or are related to someone who has the last name: Nguyen. - Your dad wears glasses and always has the good ol' hair combed to the side. - You only buy products made in Japan. - Your parents always remind you to greet every older person in Vietnamese if they're Vietnamese. - Your parents hate pets except for harmless, CHEAP goldfishes. - Your parents know how to make Pho. - You're taller than your parents. - You put Soy Sauce or nuoc mam on every food . - Your parents use the "Eagle" brand oil for every type of sickness. - You know where all of the Vietnamese restaurants in town are. - Your family own a copy of "Paris By Night". - Your father or brother goes to the casino every week or month.